WARNING: This blog post is based on a real life story and purely just for laugh only. Please do not forward it out via any channels or with any good intentions to make the author famous. Smiles.
It was the typical warm afternoon of 1990. There was I, a chubby and plump Primary 5 school boy seated nicely away in the middle of the class, paying careful attention to the ongoing Maths lesson. I didn't really like Maths lesson because the teacher was really a nutty professor. Any slightest mistake and he would drag the student out and pinch his/her face! Scary man!
Recess was just over and I was still satisfied (smiling to myself) over the packet of fresh milk that I drank.. Yummy! Suddenly, I could feel a sudden growling sensation within my stomach and this wierd feeling overwhelmed me. I started feeling really uncomfortable with my tummy aching. Gosh! It must have be that packet of fresh milk, now the effects are kicking in! I need to toilet NOW!! Big business is coming anytime!!!
Back to reality, I was afraid to raise my hands to ask for permission to go to the toilet as I was really fearful of my Maths teacher. Yet on the other hand, the burning sensation in my stomach was reaching its limit and I feel I was going to erupt any moment soon! It was a tug-of-war moment.. to go or not to go?
In that defining moment..... Volcano erupted!!! ARGH!!!! I couldn't control any further and I let my bowels loose in my pants. Without further hesitation, I got up and zipped off to the toilet with a hand clutched on my butt to prevent anything from dropping out. That must have been the fatest 100 meters dash I have ever made in my entire life!
After relieving myself, it wasn't the end yet. I soon realised that I had soiled my shorts and undergarment badly, and there wasn't anyone nearby that I could call for help! So all I could do was to wait. I waited, and waited and waited.... and soon 45 minutes passed by. I felt I was going to die soon from the disgusting mess I had created. *sniff sniff...phew!*
Just then, hope came by! My classmate came into the toilet to check on what had happened to me. Embarressingly, I told him what happened and asked him to inform the teacher to call my home and ask my mum to deliver a new pair of shorts and undergarment. I could hear the giggles and laughters from my other classmates outside the toilet... Gosh! There goes all my reputation.. I can't face the world anymore.. It felt awful!
After another 45 minutes long wait... There came the world's most bemusing announcement from the general office.
"Attention. Will Chong Ee Jay of Class 5E, please proceed to the general office to collect your school shorts from your mother now."
Now I am really going to be famous school-wide... And how do they expect me to walk down to meet my Mum when I am already stuck in the toilet with soiled shorts?!!?!? Diaoz!!
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