Life is either a daring adventure or nothing

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I still remembered vividly it was 13 years ago when I had my first exposure to pornography. Back then, computer were still in their 386 or 486 processor systems and Internet was still a relatively new age technology which many still have not gotten into. There was no MapleStory nor World of Warcraft then.... Neither was there Broadband, as we were still running on 56K modem dial-ups.

The word "Pornography" was considered a taboo and bad word in those days, and I would sometimes overhear my guy friends in class talk about these "interesting things" which they see on the Internet. It didn't strike any interesting in me and neither was I interested to find out more... I rather spend my time and energy then playing the "Championship Manager" game where I would be controlling players like Ryan Giggs and Robbie Fowler!

Terror struck on one faithful Saturday after a morning soccer game. I went up to my good friend's house to catch a shower and upon stepping out of the bathroom, my friend called out to me.... "Hey EeJay! Come come! Let me show you something really cool!"

I was really excited there and then, wondering which new player in the game that my friend may have bought at a cheap transfer fee, or whether he had discovered a new player with great statistics. Estatically, I rushed over in my fluffy semi-dried hair and sat down in front of the computer screen.... "Come on man! Show me what you've got! Show me what new discovery you have found!"

My good friend for the past 3 years scrolled the mouse and clicked to open up a window, with the web page slowing loading from the slow 56K modem. I still remembered that the web page had a black background and as it slowly loaded, a picture began to slowly be revealed in the middle of the page.

To my surprise, I let off a shrek..... ARRRGGHHHHH!!!!!!!! (to be continued)